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[cannibalhellhound]

Idc if it's an episode or someone writes it but I need this in any way possible

Buck worked at a ranch

With cowboys

And we all know that cowboys are as straight as boiled pasta

Imagine for some reason they have to stop a fire at a small ranch and need both the 118 and the 217

IMAGINE Buck reunites with some of his old friends and introduces them and Tommy

And one goes FUCKING FINALLY !!!!

But Buck's confused because ??? Wdym finally???!?

And even tho He's always been AN ALLY™ he somehow missed that WOW none of his friends were straight

And it's even funnier because except for that one person, who knew Buck is an oblivious puppy, all of the others THOUGHT that Buck was out and knew he was bi but he didn't because he lived in a glass closet

And meanwhile Tommy is just trying not to laugh because somehow his boyfriend (who he truly loves) managed to live surrounded by queer men that wanted to jump him without realizing for a second that he's not straight.

He just went working at the ranch ogling everyone's ass without a single second thought to spare.

[lynaferns]

My old glasses are really worn out, my eyesigh got worse and I'm still using the old graduation. I don't like how I look with them anymore either so it is time to change them (also because I can get a blue filter in the glasses to protect the eyes form screens light and I really need that, and this store has a 2x1 offer so I'll have an extra pair half the price just in case :3c)

The two girls working at the store were really nice and tried their best to help me :')

I spend an hour yesterday trying on glasses... I found two models that I liked right at the end. I just. really. hope. I don't regret my choice when the glasses are done and I try them on again.

[charger-lens]

[sending-mcyts-to-the-void]

the VOID hands you a weathered note...

"the VOID is empty. too empty. it's time that changed."

#the VOID speaks #the VOID claims #the VOID joins

[mustardyellowsunshine]

it's one of those days when I keep refreshing AO3 to see if That One Fic™ has updated yet

[oceanwithouthermoon]

pre-relationship kubosai awkward moment where theyre about to kiss and then their friends walk in the room and they awkwardly turn away from each other and pretend nothing happened..

kusuo was either wearing his ring or was VERY.. distracted !! so he didnt pick up on anyone coming in..

[kokorozizoo]

[extralively]

New Sims update, Satoru just invited Yura over to his house for the first time (I'll give you guys the tour to the Gojo house soon!). And, you know, as friends, they went to play a card game... and immediately got flirty.

don't ask me how that's flirty, idk they weird

So these two started getting playful on the couch...

...which of course just led to them getting cozy again, because of course.

(pls try to ignore that his hair is like floating off his head pls. cc hair why must u do this to me)

After that, Satoru invited Yura to watch a movie in his room....

And I wasn't able to capture the cutest part of it, but they were being all shy and sneaking glances at each other while watching the movie, aww

......then they suddenly got up and I was like aww no, come back and be cute again, only for them to suddenly

I CAN'T KEEP YOU TWO APART, CAN I

.....and Yura suddenly ran away. Again, The Sims 4, have you actually read the main fic by any chance?

But anyhow, this isn't the fic, so I made Yura come back. And Satoru decided to pull out his best moves because I still had to max out the romance first, I had a goal to reach!!

...and they immediately started making out again. CALM DOWN

so eurgh, fine, go ahead and have your first(?) kiss, you two horny idiots.

And then woohoo!

And Yura felt so comfortable that later on she was already sitting down to do her homework there lmao

Anyway, this is their status now

....they're woohoo partners. And that's all (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

[novafire-is-thinking]

Last week, this post made it to my dash, and it reminded me of the experience I had a little over a week ago:

I woke up early in the morning with sleep paralysis, and in the middle of my twilight sleep panic, SOUNDWAVE showed up.

I’m dead serious—I remember him looking at me, and he didn’t have his visor on, so I immediately recognized him as my Soundwave.

And he proceeded to TELL me what to say to break the paralysis.

​I don’t remember exactly what he told me, and I chalk that up to my disorientation because Hello??? Soundwave is here????? Talking to me???

But I remember being desperate, and I wasn’t about to say no to Soundwave. lol

So I said the words as loudly as I could in my head, and within seconds, I was free.

It was…an experience, to say the least.

I’m still lowkey freaked out that it happened…but you know what? I’m glad The Blorbo in my head is finally paying rent. It took him long enough. zhdhfkgk

Thanks for the help, Soundwave.

[reamed]

my cat keeps biting my fingers, how do i tell her she's a little freakazoid in cat language

be like meow meow meow and bite her back (lovingly)

[deus-ex-mona]

dealing with assigned reading like

[cannibalhellhound]

More Wings!AU✨

This time it's Carole because she's lovely

She's a white cockatiel and let's Bradley dye her feathers

She's holding Baby Goose's pet chick named Hen

[swanjiwi]

☆ﾟ°˖*Sabo*˖° ﾟ☆

For @tontattam <3

[sapphire-weapon]

spent the drive home thinking about how I said the other day that Krauser beat Remake Leon into a more authentic version of himself

but Krauser's training wasn't "complete" until Leon actually made the conscious decision and deliberately took the action to end his life

because one of the things that Krauser had been trying to teach him all along was what it actually meant to be a survivor of Raccoon City. "I know your potential better than anyone," he said. and when he said that, he included Leon himself in that grouping of "anyone."

Leon's been running from a very uncomfortable truth about himself ever since escaping Raccoon City. it's very easy to lean back on the idea that it was his quick reflexes and intelligence that allowed him to survive that ordeal -- and while that's not untrue, it's also not the whole truth.

the "more authentic version of himself" that Krauser brought of Leon is an angry, bitter man.

and it was Leon's anger that not only allowed him to survive Raccoon City, but to even make it there at all.

Leon couldn't have survived if he wasn't someone who was willing to pull the trigger and take a human life. zombie or no, that's a human being. that's a person.

I can tell you right now, if I'd have ended up in that gas station at the start of RE2make, my first instinct would not have been to reach for a gun. I would have run, gotten back in my car, and taken it as far away as I could before what little gas I had left ran out. and I sure as fuck would not have gone towards the city. I would've gone right back the way I came, where I knew it was safe.

but Leon's first instinct was violence.

and his second instinct was to continue forward into the city, because the violence didn't bother him anywhere near the levels that it should have.

Leon only graduates Krauser's training after accepting the reality of his willingness to kill, because Krauser knew that he'd had that in him from the very first day they met. he was just waiting for Leon to figure it out, himself.

[ghettogothgoblin]

don’t consider me human, think of me more as ε=ε=(っ* ´□` )っ

[likesplatterpaint]

The universe really saw me slipping into despondency and was like

“FINE you can taste SOME of your coffee again!!”

WE WILL TAKE THE SMALL VICTORY!!

(All this aside I am incredibly lucky and I know that. My breathing has been largely unthreatened aside from the congestion and I’ve had plenty of time off and someone who took care of me/our household while I was down. I just really like food and this was messing with my head)